Quips

• The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments. - Friedrich Nietzsche
• When I die I want to go just like my grandfather, in his sleep, not screaming like the other people in the car.
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• I know everything, I just can't remember it all at once.
• Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day, Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life!
• "Two things are infinte: the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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• "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
• The best way to corrupt a youth is to tell him to hold in a higher regard those who think alike then differnet -Nietzsch
• Arguing with an engineer is like mud-wrestling a pig; after a few hours, you realize he likes it.
• Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
• Any technology not indistinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. -Pratchett
• I am Inigo Montoya. You kill -9'd my parent process, prepare to die.
• "Hardly used" will not fetch you a better price for your brain.
• There are 11 types of people: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who laugh because they think they do but don't.
• I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
• Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
• If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're right.
• Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - A. Lincoln
• "Democracy is the worst form of government... until you consider the alternatives." - Winston Churchill.
• 'not all who wander are lost.' -- JRR Tolkien
• Upper management types are usually not planners per-se, they are *negotiators*, and unless you find a way to push back you're going to get fsck'd. - CSRonin
• "Moderation in all things -- especially newsgroups."
• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
• Do not try to think outside the box. That's impossible. Instead, realise the truth. There is no box.
• Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
• "The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance" - Robert Coveyou
• We must all fear Evil Men. But there is another Evil Which we must Fear Most And that is; The indifference of Good Men. - Movie "The Boondock Saints"
• ---------The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.