Quips
- The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately
with faulty arguments. - Friedrich Nietzsche
- When I die I want to go just like my grandfather, in his sleep, not screaming like
the other people in the car.
- Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 a few times.
- I know everything, I just can't remember it all at once.
- Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day, Set a man on fire and he is warm for
the rest of his life!
- "Two things are infinte: the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about
the universe." - Albert Einstein
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- "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely
true." - Homer Simpson
- The best way to corrupt a youth is to tell him to hold in a higher regard those
who think alike then differnet -Nietzsch
- Arguing with an engineer is like mud-wrestling a pig; after a few hours, you realize
he likes it.
- Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
- Any technology not indistinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. -Pratchett
- I am Inigo Montoya. You kill -9'd my parent process, prepare to die.
- "Hardly used" will not fetch you a better price for your brain.
- There are 11 types of people: Those who know binary, those who don't, and those
who laugh because they think they do but don't.
- I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that
world, because they'd never expect it.
- Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
- If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you're right.
- Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give
him power. - A. Lincoln
- "Democracy is the worst form of government... until you consider the alternatives."
- Winston Churchill.
- 'not all who wander are lost.' -- JRR Tolkien
- Upper management types are usually not planners per-se, they are *negotiators*,
and unless you find a way to push back you're going to get fsck'd. - CSRonin
- "Moderation in all things -- especially newsgroups."
- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
- Do not try to think outside the box. That's impossible. Instead, realise the truth.
There is no box.
- Sweater, n.: A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
- "The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance" - Robert
Coveyou
- We must all fear Evil Men. But there is another Evil Which we must Fear Most And
that is; The indifference of Good Men. - Movie "The Boondock Saints"
- ---------The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.